butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
worst night to have a conscience
Sacagawea was the original milf.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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