its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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