grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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