Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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