talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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