jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.