But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM