can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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