OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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