Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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