I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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