it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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