yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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