Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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