Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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