you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.