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(604): View more from British Columbia

her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds

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(406): View more from Montana

Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.

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(714): View more from California

if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.

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(815): View more from Illinois

...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.

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(616): View more from Michigan

She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress

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(207): View more from Maine

you left your anal beads in the dishwasher

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