..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.