it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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