I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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