i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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