I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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