I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she told me i tasted like america
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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