If that was your dad, he is hot
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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