I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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