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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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