Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
How naked do you want me to be?
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