just come out here and I will go home with you...
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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