You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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