why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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