no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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