cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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