this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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