OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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