i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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