i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Operation Purity has been aborted
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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