just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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