fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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