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(812): View more from Indiana

So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

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(727): View more from Florida

I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...

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(727): View more from Florida

trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid

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(517): View more from Michigan

I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.

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