Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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