i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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