so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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