There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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