She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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