3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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