i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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