Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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