I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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