What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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