Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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