If i come over, it means nothing
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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