all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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