I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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