I want to have your abortion
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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