I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Houston, we have a blender
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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