I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Too much gin, very little bucket
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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