Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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