i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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