hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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