Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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